Yo Beeyatches!
Sorry I've been MIA but Mad Moms occasionally need a time out. You know, to contemplate our fuzzy navels or care for the elderly. In my case, both. And now that I've concluded my brief interquaalude, it's time once again to resume my regularly scheduled foolishness...
We Got GRENADES!
I was firm in my steely resolve to resist the undeniable lure of Snooki & Co. and lasted months until a recent tipsy night in front of Dana's immense large-screen TV, where I was both bemused and mesmerized by a "grenade hyena" slipping a "chicken cutlet" floater in the hot tub. Warning: This is WAY too tasty to resist!
Snugarena!
Please accept my apologies - I really do know how much that hurt. But I betcha didn't think you could win ANYTHING in a Snuggie!
Antoine Dodson Gots To Get PAID!
Member the "Bed Intruder" jam of early August? Good ol' Perez posted this punk version, featuring members of Paramore, New Found Glory and Reliant K. Now iddn't that nice?
What's more? Bitch Dodson has a WEBSITE!
EW! of the Week
Photo: Splash News/People
So it's official - these two tattooed love boys have started illustrating elaborate swastikas on each other's private zones. Not that any of us even remotely give a flying fuck. But what I find most curious is how Kat Von D is out to legitimize this whole sordid skeezefest. She told Kevin & Bean at WROQ LA:
"I am a believer that we're all human and we're all capable of making mistakes," she says. "I think if I were to be crucified for my drug addiction three years ago now, it would be hard to live with that. I'm sober now, and it's awesome. But I have made mistakes, too. ... I've got a lot of respect for Jesse and how he handled it."Mind you, this is the woman who also believed she could successfully endorse a line of cosmetics at Sephora.
Clearly, her newfound sobriety is impairing her judgment.
That's it for now my lil' Tee-Tas!
xx
The Mad Mom
