Awwwwww!
Didya hear that gals and gays? Perez Hilton just wrote that 13 year old wunderstub Justin Bieber got back together with his pre-fame cutie over a five day getaway in the Bahamas.
Caitlin Beadles, the fresh-faced gal in question, tweeted recently, "What happens in the Bahamas, stays in the Bahamas."
Never thought it would happen, but I now slide headfirst into mama mode when I hear of these types of scenarios and these burning questions arise:
- Where's this chick's momma and what's she thinking, leaving her nubile young girlie girl all by her lonesome with that horny lil' hairsweep?
- If her mom did come along to "chaperone," does lying face down into a massage table hole by the pool comprise looking the other way?
- Have they even grown a few sparse uglies to bump?
This is where my mind goes. But know this -- when my kid's 13, she BEST not think she's taking a sanctioned solo trip to the Bahamas to slide up against some pubescent John Davidson reincarnate and his babywoody.
The Parsons drop-out in me is truly digging the latest lightbulb brought to us by Sarah Jessica Parker and Bravo's Andy Cohen. For one, host and it-gurl-of-yore China Chow doesn't annoy me nearly as much as the idiot contestant who insists on wearing tinfoil rabbit ears -- even though her prior experience in the art world is wholly thanks to her daddy and late mummy.
For two, the contestants can't show us enough shit, dick or vadge! In last night's "shock art" competition, I concurred that Abdi's statement on black male frustration ("I.E.D") was the clear winner. I've also become a fan of Ryan's photorealistic stylo and ALWAYS look forward to what that crazy OCD dude Miles will do next. His cum-stained, intricately illustrated first woody commemorative of Mickey Mouse had me at hell-oh, because it proved the kid was far more than a conceptualist -- he was an immaculate executioner.
Alright bitches, I'm out. Have yourselves a happy, happy 4th!
xx
The Mad Mom
©2010 All Rights Reserved. Or Kiss. My. Ass.
Awwwwww!
Didya hear that gals and gays? Perez Hilton just wrote that 13 year old wunderstub Justin Bieber got back together with his pre-fame cutie over a five day getaway in the Bahamas.
Caitlin Beadles, the fresh-faced gal in question, tweeted recently, "What happens in the Bahamas, stays in the Bahamas."
Never thought it would happen, but I now slide headfirst into mama mode when I hear of these types of scenarios and these burning questions arise:
- Where's this chick's momma and what's she thinking, leaving her nubile young girlie girl all by her lonesome with that horny lil' hairsweep?
- If her mom did come along to "chaperone," does lying face down into a massage table hole by the pool comprise looking the other way?
- Have they even grown a few sparse uglies to bump?
This is where my mind goes. But know this -- when my kid's 13, she BEST not think she's taking a sanctioned solo trip to the Bahamas to slide up against some pubescent John Davidson reincarnate and his babywoody.
The Parsons drop-out in me is truly digging the latest lightbulb brought to us by Sarah Jessica Parker and Bravo's Andy Cohen. For one, host and it-gurl-of-yore China Chow doesn't annoy me nearly as much as the idiot contestant who insists on wearing tinfoil rabbit ears -- even though her prior experience in the art world is wholly thanks to her daddy and late mummy.
For two, the contestants can't show us enough shit, dick or vadge! In last night's "shock art" competition, I concurred that Abdi's statement on black male frustration ("I.E.D") was the clear winner. I've also become a fan of Ryan's photorealistic stylo and ALWAYS look forward to what that crazy OCD dude Miles will do next. His cum-stained, intricately illustrated first woody commemorative of Mickey Mouse had me at hell-oh, because it proved the kid was far more than a conceptualist -- he was an immaculate executioner.
Alright bitches, I'm out. Have yourselves a happy, happy 4th!
xx
The Mad Mom
©2010 All Rights Reserved. Or Kiss. My. Ass.
Sarah Jessica Parker is so crazy in Sex And The City 2 I appreciate her very much!