S'up Mommies and Motherlovers?
Soooo...folks are all abuzz about how Jon of Jon & Kate + 8 was cold busted stepping out with a sweet young thang this week...
Jon & His Designated Driver
Really? The cover?
US Magazine went so far as to put the alleged affair on the cover for two weeks running.
Now of all people on planet earth, I'm totally up for hot sweaty goss in this realm. I eat it up like dark chocolate with hazelnuts. But isn't it just a wee bit irresponsible to emblazon images such as this on newsstands everywhere, when their kids are old enough to read the headlines in the checkout line at Target? How about putting it front and center IN your issue and keeping the hub-bub down to a lil' spashy sidebar on the cover? Just sayin'.
It gets better. Kate, never one to let anyone get a word in, grew nads as big as her tits and went on Larry King to leave treadmarks on Jon's face by saying, "Jon is dealing very poorly with being in the public eye."
Woops! She meant to say, "in the pubic eye."
Yeah Sporty, and you're up there tossing your dirty skivvies in the air on Larry King.
In the meantime, his erstwhile "friend" Deanna Hummel saw fit to talk to People about the whole messy mishugas, saying they are "just friends."
I know, I know, if you don't want someone to snap your ass with a towel, keep your pants on.
Instead of maximizing their 15 minutes by arguing publicly over who the real cuckold is in this scenario, they should be taking pity on that litter they consciously decided to bring into the world.
Don't they owe it to them to play nice "in the pubic eye?" Or will they continue to insist on emotionally vomiting all over each other in the name of good ratings?
Will we be treated to Jon & Kate - 4+4 next season?
Now I myself have been caught out in about in far more compromising positions...
Take this salacious shot for example...
Mad Mom & Noah Fecks Swapping Spit?
I ask you, is this the conduct of a happily married woman?
Why yes, it is.
The slurpee, Noah Fecks, happens to be a dear friend and is married to Mr. Pink, one of my dearest friends, who shot this photo himself. And The Rad Dad, was the very first person to laugh out loud at this photo an hour later.
Jon Gosselin was caught riding shotgun in this chick's car, not on her face. Besides I think we have better things to do than worry what goes on between these pubic-ity hungry losers between the sheets.
Now lookie here bitches, my interview with the ultimate Mad Mom, controversial Bad Mother author Ayelet Waldman, is up on Momlogic.
But she gave me a lil' somethin' somethin' exclusively for you Mad Moms out there:
"There's no upside to making this (parenting) the complete focus of your life. It's an incredibly trite thing. It takes a lot for me to realize, when my kids have issues, that it's not my opera - it's about them - it's their opera. I don't get why more people don't bend down and smell the roses, man!"
WORD.
Speaking of bending over for a sniff, this one's for all you motherlovers who think with your dick OUT of the box...
This Mother's Day Was Special
Happy belated fucking Mother's Day!
xx
The Mad Mom
