I realize I may be in the minority here, but I never got the whole fascination with "The Bachelor." Even in a doncha-love-this-campy-trash kinda way.
LAWD knows I'm not proud. As someone who admits to watching America's Next Top Model, we all know this to be true.
I know this sounds hot, but my uvula can't stop undulating before the credits so much as hit the screen.
Twenty vaginas who are willing to compete with 19 other vaginas for a single penis. They should call it "Cunt Be Not Proud." Or, perhaps, "The Herp."
However, "Burning Love," this Ben Stiller produced parody of "The Bachelor," is well worth the eight minutes it will suck out of your day. Enjoy!
"I Changed My Name To Whore"
That's it for now! Nanu, nanu!