NOW...you all know I love me some Perez Hilton. Who can resist such a shiny pink site full of trash talk about celebs?
Well, it seems that Sir Perez has cleaned up all the trash talk. And what better way to proceed with a full-scale career recalibration then lose a ton of weight (he looks FIERCE) and crawl under Oprah's skirt?
Hilton says his new purpose in life is to "help people." Aside from working out, that is. My bet is that he's after a reality show or an acting gig. Who can blame the boy? Smize and capitalize! It's the Hollywood way!
Here, he joins hot new power couple ChOpra(h) (Deepak +Oprah..get it?) to discuss his big "O" -- his spiritual awakening and residual "aha moment orgasms."See if you can avoid the ring of Oprah's voice sing-song bellow, "I've just TRANSCENDED!" next time you gets off!
TV for the TiVo Impaired
Dang that Ru is a saucy lil' minx! There I was, biting my nails down to the nubs over who would be crowned America's Next Drag Superstar. Then wouldn't you know it, beeyotch says she'll unveil the winner NEXT WEEK and would WE like to vote for our faves!
I would but for the first time in Drag Race history, I'm at a lock. Chad Michaels, the veteran queen, is clearly traditionally flawless in all she says and does. Sharon Needles is just that renegade spirit to whisk futuristic drag into the forefront. Phi Phi O'Hara is GORGEOUS, young, feisty and amazing, and I heart her. So who will take it?
If you need to know why I love me some Drag Race to the core, please take a moment and convert yourself here. It's a veritable wonderland of drags and hags!
The People of Walmart Strike Again
In case your soul longs for a glimpse into the itchy, scratchy, hairy underbelly of our fair nation, this little bit of ridiculousness might hearken you back to the Jane's Addiction "Been Caught Stealing" video, times a million.
Let's end with a lil' inspiration, shall we?
We Need A Beer With This Guy
Is this all it takes to become a Gawker sensation? Tune in next week, when I'll realize your dream of a seemingly mild-mannered family jamming out to Iron Maiden.
Plug! Plug! Plug!
Be sure to grab this week's US Weekly, where as a Fashion Police Top Cop, I'm apprehending some serious fashion offenders. Believe me, they have it coming!
That's it for now people! Stay gold!