The interweb was all abuzz about how Clueless ingenue-turned-earth-momma Alicia Silverstone chews up her one year old son's food before spitting it back into his mouth.
If you haven't already, see this crazy ass shit for yourself.
And it's not like it was a chocolate chip pancake or anything. This poor kid had to swap spit with his momma for some secondhand mochi with nori wrapped outside and and a dash of grated daikon.
Which sounds every bit as appetizing as the bile in her stomach.
Richard Kind owns this vid. Me thinks he doth beef too much.
Speaking of things that make you go EW...
It's my BIRTHDAY this weekend! Seriously - who better to bring you the best in foolishness each week than a for real and for true April Fool?
If you want to know what I aspire to do, just take a gander at this video. You can't miss my reasonable facsimile.
Seriously -- if they wanted a true depiction of The Hungover Games, they should've taped me and my Brooklyn breeder brethren the morning after the open bar school auction last weekend. Now THAT, my friends, is what totally fucked REALLY looks like.
That's it for now, shorties! Stay gold!