Well, the big kid and the little kid have at long last claimed their righteous place within the confines of the public education "system," leaving me free to climb under your skirt. Did-ja miss me? 'Cos I sure missed YOU and I've got some super-special treats lined up.
New Muppet Movie Trailer: The Pig With The Dragon Tattoo!
Since the dawn of Miss Piggy, the Muppet folks have mastered the art of spoofing, so parents get as many laughs out of their movies as kids do. Just a single viewing of this most awesome trailer for the new Muppet Movie has already sealed the deal on my flick ticket. You?
These Norwegians sure take auto-tuned dirty talk to a whole new level!
"You Use Disposable Diapers? I Think A Baby Seal Just Died."
This oldie but goodie sidled right past mine eyes when it first went up last year. It's so cuttingly true of mothers and motherfuckers alike, I just had to blow the dust off it to share.
Idiot of the Week
According to Perez Hilton, psychiatrist and former talk show host Dr. Keith Ablow insinuated that children who observe the suave stylings of Chaz Bono during his turn on Dancing With The Stars might develop GID, or Gender Identity Disorder.
Excuse me when I say ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? and then....FUCK YOU.
That's like saying a Lady Gaga video will inspire your kids to drape meat around their bare tushies, or too many episodes of The Fresh Beat Band will infuse them with the propensity to exhibit public displays of lame tandem dancing.
You can't catch GID. Like an asshole, you are born with it.